Well, here I am live and in color for all to enjoy

Did you know that I once looked like Jim Irwin?

Can you tell the resemblance, I knew you would.

I pick my new board up on Monday, and

paddling out at Ol' Man's. I hope your there to

catch the action. If there's any alcoholics on

the beach after the 'No Drinking' law goes

into effect, I'll walk right over to squash your

ugly head like an ugly grape. Savvy!

Written by Jack La Laine.

BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Hi everybody. San Onofre's been my home
break since 1928. As the Old Timers say,
"It sure is a keen break, you can take
that to the bank." In case you didn't know,
Jack Reinhold said that.

Does anybody remember that classic kinda' guy. Well,
here he is, yep, Eddie McBride standing beside Dewey
Weber not long ago. Fortunately, no alchol is involved.
I wish Dewey were still with us, however, when the
parties over, the parties over, yep, no getting around it.
That swell photo was snapped where M.J. and Senator
Luton parked several years ago. Surf that one fine day
was 7' hot n' glassy. Gee, those were the days alright.


Written by Blinkey Glockner.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES.

My Gawd, we are in the drought of the millenium,
and nobody knows what to do about it. Looking
out the window you no longer see green, nope
what you see is brown dirt. All rodents are drying
up, there is no moisture. Any moisture is wasted
on immigrant landscapers washing their Ford 450
trucks. Bush's sister-in-law is mexican, she wants
landscaper's trucks to be sparkling clean, not
dusty and dirty like south of la frontera. So,
don't water your lawn. Chip in, help your
amigos.

Written by El Senor.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

This photo of Windbag, Dewey Weber, Kemp Aaberg,
The Mole, No Pantz Chance, The One and Only, Meatloaf,
Nick the Grub, and the cast of many. stand on the bluff,
the Pier in the backgrond. The reason for the photo
session, several years back the County banned alcohol
on the sand, however, that didn't stop the chaps from
having a swell time. You know, it did get rid of all
rinkey-dinks, hoi-paloi, and that ilk. "The Diary"
sure hopes the San Onofre homeless can get on
with their life. That is a life without booze.

Written by "Spaniel" Doudlyn.
BRUCE SAVAFE SAND ASSOCIATES

Sometimes you just don't know where you stand at
Ol'Nofre. Why you ask, today, July 1st, the ones
dependent on alcohol, thinking the sauce will elevate their position in life (mainly surfing), well it ain't gonna work. There was a cruel prank played upon the alcohol sniffing dogs by a sinister bystander (name with held) to antagonize the animals.
You bet, the agitator arrived with a concealed 15 minute, of barking, howling, animals in distress, snarling, growling, in heat, you name it , the tape had it. There's a beach dog
called Dingo who is totally 'core, anyways this tape scares
the living beejeezus out of him. It was just terrible. Today,
when the law goes into effect, the alcohol sniffing
beasts will spring into action. Any-who, today Sunday is reckoning day. It's time the wothlesses either schitt or
get off the pott. This afternoon "The BeerMan" wants
to fool the State. He sneaks a Bud Lite right in
front ofthe pack. Guess what? It didn't work. Buster the
Pit Bull lunged at the BeerMan, nailing him smack
dab in the entrepiema, and would not let loose.
"The BeerMan thougt he been struck by a giant Gila
Monste, if you know what I mean.

Written by Benny Jett.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES