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BLOGS are so lifeless Gov.Arnold must commute Stanly's
death so Stanly can do a BLOG titled "TOOKIES BLOG":
THE REDEMPTION. Snoop DOG, Mike Farrel, Tony
Mohammed, Rev.Sharpstot, and Jessie Jackson, don't
believe what you read, you are not the "Hollywood
Crowd", no way.

Written by Death Row Records.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Talk about a "hornet's nest", you ain't seen nothing yet.
With all this racket about destruction of Clarke Foam and
the re-emergence of Walker Foam we went with 'KOOK
to Crown Valley Parkway ans Cabot Rd. in order to clear
the air. What we saw is a FSBO (for sale by owner) sign,
smack dab iin front of the old Clarke Foam bldg. Then
there was the shocking "SOLD BUT WE HAVE OTHERS"
attachment in bright red. The rep from the new owner
confirmed the property sold and will soon become a six
story muti-faceted commercial project, housing shops,
restaurants, Trader Joe's, and employment agencies.
Walker is planning a total monopoly in the foam market.
Ebay said they haven't sold one blank since all this turmoil
unfolded. A new player in this quagmire is shaper Gary
Linden, friend of all surfers. The scare tactics will subside
within 60 days when all things return to normal. This,
however, may be a great time to puchase for $35,000.00
each on Ebay the 25,000 individual excess blanks at auction.

Written by Salvi Greco
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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The whole world of surfing has gone "topsy-turvey".
So many insider foam devotees are confused because
Grubby Clark decides the best way to a wind-fall
profit is cut-off the supply, and get this, blame it on the
EPA, like, what has that agency have anything to do with
Surfrider Foundation's rule over the Crown Valley
Parkway. What is interesting is how San Onofre The Point
people are in a doldrum because they have no idea
how surfing works. No Clark Foam, no demand until
after winter. Grubby is in Cancun until the end of
March, who supplies the foam, now you got it, NOBODY!
Clark has the surfboard industry right where he wants it.
When Spring comes around, a local surfboard will command
$1,800.00 cash for a 10'2' Do you think your surfshop will
give you a break? Yeah, sure!

Written by Rip Off.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Congratulations! Republican Orange County came
out of the closet, voting for illegal immigrants to
enter USA, with all benefits, from Mexico for a better
life, away from Mexico's Saddam Hussein's, Vincente
Fox. Gov. Arnold got the message from Mexicans, he
will grant clemency to Tookie in order to keep the
NAACP from whinning unfairness. Thanka San Onofre
sub-contracters.

Written by Tony Mohammed.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Election Day 12/6/2005

Finally, Jack Crapp after a long hiatus, made it home to San Onofre
safe and sound. He's here to find Doug Watt and Terry Beard for to
"talk story" 'bout Laird and Brock and "Jaws". Jack Crapp will be at
Old 'Nofre tomorrow at 10:00 giving free drinks for friends of
BIGTOOK . Today is an important day in Baja Orange County
where 'Nofre roofers, tile setters, concrete workers, framers,
and that ilk, turn us over to Baja California Norte by not voting
for Jim Gilchrest. I'm not wearing my false face, saying I'll vote
for Mr. Jim then run back into the closet to put on my "straight
ticket"Republican false face. Gov. Arnold had a meeting with
Gov. of BC Norte yesterday announcing that Tijuana Mexican
children will be working hand in hand with gringo kids in San
Clemente CA. Maybe the best thing would be going to San
Onofre today and burying your head in the sand, praying
they'll go away.

Written by Carlos Ramirez Gutierrez.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Why don't these people just give up? San Onofre is adamant
about having the beach look as it did at the turn of the 20th
Century so if Duke and Freeth came back they would feel
at home. Taleagalites say "Bullschitt to that, we want our
beach renamed "The Club" so when they take the tollroad
right through Trestles they can pick up their cell, call home,
and say Hon, I'm at "The Club" , so when you and the kids
come down for lunch don't forget the Brie and Chardonney.
This ought to really fry the SOSC BOD who are accustomed
to Pagan Pink Ripple in a 7/11 styrafoam and a bagfull
of extra salty pretzels. When you get right down to it those
Taleagalites have their act together. "The Club"-- it does hane
a ring to it.

Written by Ernest Gallo.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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San Onofre steep in tradition, like Dogpatch for instance.
If you're a bocci-ball freak I'll bet you have no
conception on how "The Patch" becan. Let's returned
to the fifties when non surfing, motor-home, freakazoids
from "Smashadena" invaded Ól' Nofre. Fresh out of
USC, looking for the California Beach Life--ski bums
in winter, beach bums in summer, California Dreaming.
August 28, 1950 LIFE MAG runs a piece about Ski Bums
at San Onofre featuring Hammerhead, Burrhead,Bob
Lombard, Warren Miller, "Wake up Barney, it's Wedbesday"
Wilkes, and Obie Rod. Boy, was LIFE fortunate, because had
it been 2005, SOSC BOD would have the ACLU all over the
story like flies on dogschitt. All you members, nobody
complained their little enclave would be invaded by
surfing wan2bees. Several years later when motorhomes
became 'de riguer' invaders packed up, animals and all,
on Friday night headed for Old 'Nofre with their
Zenith 1000 set for Webley Edwards'Hawaii Calls.
When they all sobered up Saturday morning everyone
walked their cute little pooch south to a place named
Dogpath near the end of the road. Nowaday, people
refuse to attend 'Nofre without being led by a
drooling animal. A hundred miles up the coast at Malibu,
a handful of rock and rollers.... well you know the rest.

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Written by Fred Kohner.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES