November 19, 2004 BUSTED!

Rangers Dairywimple and Ephriam scored a cush job. They're involved
in rounding up all immigrants, legal or illegal, assembling in the liquor
store parking lot across from COSTCO parking lot in Dana Point. There
are so many complaints from bona-fide American born citizens, the Sheriffs
Dept. cortracted State Park Rangers to clean up the mess the undocuments
create then walk away. Now then, informastion given to Parks and Recreation
Dept. an air-conditioned double-wide office trailer will be implemented
as a comfortable work dispatch/lounge center for illegal immigrants in the South
Orange County area until the guest workers can relobate permantly, a place
where they can receive mail, a place where they can congragate for protests.

Written by A.Lincoln
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES

November 18, 2004 Help Wanted!

North America Free Trade Agreement [NAFTA] is looking for a few good
men for deliveries to, and from, the Mexicano Frontera. Pay is good, scale +10.
An on the spot poll was taken early this morning:would you rather be shot
at close range in a Mosque or beheaded in public by an Ali Baba dagger?
Old 'Nofre may be closed this weekend so the Park Dept. can install meters
for the major price increase. Hal and Craig are overworked, rather than take a
massive price cut the will fly to Orlando FL for pay negotiations.

Written by Vincente Foxx
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES DF

November 17, Celestino, you're going to jail!


CELESTINO CATAP JR. EL MONTE CA
You have violated the trust offered by The United States of America
granted you, your wife, and children, this fiscal year, 2004/2005, your
mother-in-law, your aunts and uncles, all living at 12042 CeLine St.,
El Monte CA 91732. Forgery, extortion, fraud, theft, false ID. using FDIC
banks to commit a Grand Felony are grounds for you, your wife, children,
aunts an uncles, to be deported immediatly. You an your family stole
$19,000.00 from a USPS mailbox. You are a criminal, and you will be
prosacuted to th full extent of the law. I have the forged documents
before me and a direct line the INS. I hope you haven't spent all the money
you stole. Bail will be set at $250,000.00. No amnesty for you!
Written by Geurge Bush
http://gyatkwt.my-us-visa.com/index2.php

November 14, 2004 Pay attention, please.

This bulletin was directed to both Hal "Bud" Dairywimple and his
associate Ranger Jean-Craig Ephriam at last night's closed door
secret meeting held at Irvine Headquarters. It was noted
the treatment works equally as well on beach dogs.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6468373/?GT1=5809

Written by concerned Club member.
BRUCE SAVAGE ART CENTRE