Ranger Hal posted the good news: No deaths from the huge
storm surge so far! But as BIGKOOK said, "It ain't over yet" .
As you arrived at Onofre, the ocean was empty, all sufrers,
wannabees, try2bees, and all the regulars. stood on the logs,
commenting how great it's gonna be, yeah, you guessed it, "When
the tide goes out." You could read the "old guys'" thoughts as they
sipped Starbucks double thick lattes, it was safer up here rather
than challenge a furious storm surge. One bloke, in his mid
fifties, dropped to one knee offering a prayer for a safe return.
A log count was taken of all combatants dressed in Ugg Boots,
clutching a Coor's Lite, a breakfast burrito, bleary Big Helyn's
eyes, left over fries from "The Rib", and a Farmer John hanging
from their waist. Momentarily, in order to ease tension, someone
will start a safe bocci-ball game witf Dr. Irwin. It is the biggest
waves in the history of Ol''Nofre and they're all playing bocci's.
Just for fun, a bit from Washington Post 9/16/05, yesterday.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/16/AR2005091600693_2.html

http://www.cafepress.com/tubesteakorg/

BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Please, please, please, before going in the water while the HIGH SURF
advisory is in effect, please go to your health giver for a Doctor's OK.
This doubly important especially if you approaching your Sunset Years.
The waves are higher than the swell of '59, and, boy, were they giants.
Unfortunately, State Lifeguards cannot keep you from going into the surf.
Please do not take matters into your own hands. Advise your wife that
there are attorneys that specialize in wrongful death litigation against
SOSC BOD (who btw, have no wrongful drowning insurance. PLEASE,
if you are over, forty promise you'll get a check-up before you go for
your surf.

Written by San Diego Coroners Office.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

GEORGE "COMPASSION" BUSH,

is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for New Orleans.
Where the hell was he during the Malibu fires?

Written by Bruce Savage.
BRUCE SAVAGE FEMA

Now that Mr. Allan Seymour put San Onofre in it's place, I decided to do
a little investigating into the "REAL HISTORY OF SURFING", especially
since Ben Marcus showed me his new film and book project, "SURFING
USA", and took me to view THE SURFER'S HERITAGE display up
Pico. It took me 2.5 hours on my hands and knees to find any history
about the SOSC BOD, guess what? Two things I didn't find was anything
to do with either SOSC or cut-off gaberdine trunks on the swimwear rack.
Oh well, you never know.

There ain't nothing worse than being black-balled at the "Home
of the Legends", Ol' San Onofre. After last weekend's blown-out
cross- chop, diving pelicans, crazed animals pulling their owners
down the prehistoric dirt road, past the plugged growlers, amid
jumbo pregnant horseflies, bees, bees, and more bees, that'r looking
for a little child for whom it could inject it's giant poisiness filled barb.
So what does the SOSC BOD do but stick it's numbing barb smack
dab on SEYMOUR'S baby like cheek by awarding ALLAN the lowest
tally ever in modern day surfing. Sad but true! It's been said time
and time again, surfing is a tough sport where only the strong shall
survive.

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BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Consensus says BOFFO! SOCKO! HIT! HIT! HIT! Yes, the 107th SOSC
was a total SMASH! But now then what happened to the beach's
favorite, ALLAN SEYMOUR? Saturday, ALLAN presented me
publisher's copy of MIKI LIVES, and I'm glad he did. On page 49
are illustrations why too hip bocci ballers should stay the hell out
of the water. I hope ALLAN didn't become disgruntled, because
ín surfing "You don't have to win to be a winner." I just dunno, but
isn't the next public spectacle at Old Fellow's the January 1st
San Onofre meeting of their Polar Bear Club, bugle and all? Sounds
really fun if not trendy. Well, make that JT's Breeder's Cup at the
Rib Trader.

Written by Joe Stugats.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES