For gawd's sake, SOSC BOD should receive a
commendation for the refurbishing of our
wind indicators at all three locations. Yes, the
fellows should take pride for their contribution
to San Onofre surfing, it sure does make our beach
spiffy alright, doesn't it You bet it does! Don't
forget San Clemente Library readings and book
signings at 7:00 PM Monday, May 1st. It should
be nice, they'll all be boycotting in LA. Thanks
SOSC and especially Ranger Ephriam, Murphy,
and Doc, you did yourself proud. Wouldn't it
be ironic if the boycotters came here Monday AM
and flew their Mexican bandera from the wind
vanes while singing our Star Spangled Banner in
Mexican while they did it. VIVA A RAZA!

Written by Francis Scott Keyes.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Villareagosa will encorage the meatpackers,
tamale makers, roach coach drivers, who
will guide your future this century. The
illegals are boycotting everything tomorrow,
however, if you really want to get pissed,
go see United 93. Publisher Paul Diamond
"Surfing's Greatest Misadventures" will be
discussed at length at 7:00 PM by Nathan
Myers managing editor Surfing Magazine,
Steve Barlotti Surfer Mag, Steve Pezman TSJ,
Bruce Savage BLOGGER, with Fred Swegles,
Sargeant at Arms. Excerpts from several
chapters will be shared, from Bethany Hamilton
to Miki Dora. Best you arrive early as there is
no admission fee so the place will be jammed.
I hope the 'Nofre hecklers dont upset me,
because I stumble, wobble, and perspire
when I'm nervous. Okay, Monday night it is.

Written by Denny Aaberg
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

I read a copy of the local newspaper, it shed
light on why San Onofre is so animal and
homless friendly. The following are excerpts
from their police botter segment, well here
goes. HAW'N SURF CLUB MEMBER felt
suicidal and skipped his regular Lithium
dosage. He called from the payphone beside
Bldg. #4 because his ride to San Clemente
Hospital never showed. The member said he slit
his wrists 2 years back, and on this night he was
going to use a gun but didn't have one. He hadn't
been drinking. He was eventually taken to
the hospital for self-committal. THEN CAME eight
skinheads dressed in fatigues shooting paintball
rifles and playing war-games on the "primitive
dirt road". THERE WAS A Club member sitting nude
in his wheelchair, covered only by a blanket, in
front of the thatched hut at Dogpatch. Club
Member said he'd been watching Paul Carter
for a while but Paul hadn't moved. The member
abandoned Carter and moved on. This is only
the tip of the ice-berg when it comes to the beach
characters. Better yet, to illustrate how ignorant
and insane Republicans are, their President and
guru George Bush says massive deportation won't
work. Sorry to tell you this Mr. President, but it
worked for your kissy little buddy Vincente Fox, didn't
it?

Written by Officer Larson.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES