BIGKOOK SAYS, THIS IS AN INDIAN DEATH MATCH not a popularity contest.
His heat begins early, facing "El Negro Samoan" in a"no holds barred" contest.
BIGKOOK went yesterday to Hollywood Costume renting a gladiator costume
to add credibility to this challenge. No holds barred means no judges needed.
BIGKOOK seems serious, I think he might drown his opponent. He wants that
$500.00 first prize moneys to buy TEAM/BIGKOOK that Butterball bird for Turkey Day at SANO. Incidentaly, the SANO BOD (San Onofre Board of Dictators)do not sanction the frey.
TUBESTEAK/LET.THE.GAMES.BEGIN

IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG. THEBIGKOOK met the challenge put out by the luxurious
"Aloha Cafe" to participate in "The Turkey scramble" at SANO tomorrow at "The Third Reef" in the winner-take-all Indian Death Match at the third reef, a.k.a. "Old Man's. where the waves break like a wall of ping-pong balls.. THEBIGKOOK will go head to head with the "BLack Samoan" in the two hour Champion's Heat,
wInner take all. THEBIGKOOK, confident of victory, has agreed to buy
Thanksgiving Day dinner, with all the trimmings, for the entire beach.
TUBESTEAK/SUPPORTER

YESTERDAY ME AND THEBIGKOOK WENT TO STATE PARK and boy did he hit the ceiling.
You read here the 2004 Annual Pass is $279.00 cash or certified Cashier's check. Well, Gov. Arnold's regime voted to jack it to $329.00, cash only. No vouchers will be accepted.
Okay, THEBIGKOOK is fit to be tied because he has one of those San Clemente pay checks, a voucher from an independent contractor with insufficient funds in his account.
He's edgy as a Tom Turkey three days before Thanksgiving. It doesn't look good for free chow next Thursday at SANO.
TUBESTEAK/PAVING.THE.WAVE

I CAN'T THINK. IT'S CALLED WRITER'S BLOCK. BIGKOOK called, he's going to swing by because were a-headen' to Middle's, where it's 12' Haw'n (whatever that means). Ol' Sol is shining, surface, like glass, no breeze anticipated, and he has a tank full of siphoned gas. If his "Great White Van" ain't impounded, we'll be back in time for tomorrow's entry. Remember, don't believe anything you read (except for this) and only
half of what you see.
TUBESTEAK/EXPLORER

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WANNA-BEE AND A TRY-TO-BEE. Yesterday's LA
Times had a piece about some old surfer, well into to his seventies, fighting for
recognition. To me it's sad and pathetic. Why? If you ain't made by the time your
twenty, you just ain't going to make it. Was it Abe Lincoln who said, "Everyone has 15
minutes of fame in their life?" Find the piece, read it, draw your own conclusion.
TUBESTEAK/FRIEND

CONGRATS', BIGKOOK! For those of you that don't know, THEBIGKOOK landed a gig on FM station KOOK 105.7 Capo Beach, doing drive time surf reports for Bodysurfrider Foundation. It's a great spot, he comes on with a LOUD, "Good Morning Orange County, this is THEBIGKOOK at the reverb controls "aaannnnddd" here's your weather and surf report for Thursday November 25th." He does this over Pa-pa oom-mow-mow. Pa-pa oom-mow-mow Well-a-bird-bird bird.... Apparently the PD liked it and hired him on the spot. He starts November, 25th. Break a leg BIGKOOK.
TUBESTEAK/NARTB

"WELCOM HOME TO BIGKOOK'S" is the theme for BIGKOOK"S ThanKsgiving Day dinner at Sano. "The Messenger" ia going wih a few of the fellows to the party favor's store for decoratiom, paper tablecloth , kazoos, and orange and black confetti. The way it looks this will be the party of the year, and that includes Cub Luau. Of course, The SOSC BOD (San Onofre Surfing Club Board of Dictators) ain't going to be pleased with the Team's attempting to annex the beach. As "Sea Cucumber" asked, Where does the the deed state SanOnofre Surf Club is the owner of the beach front property? '
TUBESTEAK/PAVING.THE.WAVE