Left for San Onofre State Beach to sit beneath an umbrella for the day. Turned off on Basilone Rd, for the beach. Ran into a California Department and Recreation roadblock set up to turn you away. No Addmittance No Exception. The grovel line was already serpentined twice waiting to get in and it was only 6:45 AM. I did feel for the people that work their ass all week only to go beaching and can't get in. They come to SANO to "talk story". stand on the log chug-a-lugging Bud Lite. Haw! And they can't get in. Poor illegitimate children (BASTARDS).

Went to Dana Harbour where everyone has a cell phone, fanny pack. ballcap reversed, and bottled water. Tomorrow I'm going to Baker CA to look at a double wide trailer house. I've had it at the beach. Enough is enough.
TUBESTEAK/9026

It had to happen. BIGKOOK showed at SANO Surf Beach with a sandwich board advertising maps of Pro Surf Stars pads plus glossy 8X10s of Sandra "Hey Look At Me" Dee, Columbia Studio promo shot taken at Malibu 45 years ago--autographed by "The Sandra" herself. BIG KOOK'S promotion is in conjunction with ISP Pro Sports at Hunting Beach CA. BIG KOOK says he will meet and beat any eBay price.
TUBESTEAK/90265

San Onofre has had it for the year. All the half way decent people are dead, in the County Jail, or full blown alchoholics. Things out there will never get better. No way! They finally ran the trouble maker from the beach. Speaking of troublemakers, NeoN has relocated his umbrella to Trail Six with all the lunatics. He's thinking seriously buying a 7 month old attack dog to ward off interlopers. They broke into his car but refused to take anything.
TUESTEAK/90265

Okay, Sandy, nice ride. Tell Duke, Freeth, Butch, Miki, Diff, Hoppy, Jose, Loren, Pete, Jaekle, and all the boys we send our best....

"AS ALWAYS"
TUBESTEAK/MALIBU

Hey Now;, Fish Tacos, Corona's with Lime, Bar-b-cued Tri Tips,. These are manyof the super trendy items originating in this funky San Cl;emente town. Why didn't I think of them. Maybe I'll go to my beach wearing a ball cap backwards, sporting a Axel Rose tatoo, and a giant chrome key chain. I love my cold suds in a green bottle, or a cold can of But Light. Well, what do you think?
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It appears things are not so rosey for THEBIGKOOK. Unless someone opens their heart and their door he will be a homeless person at any minute. I would offer a temporary solution for him. Where he lives Leows has a store that would gladly help the BIGKOOK while he is ib the middle of dire straits. THEBIGKOOK if you are reading this, go to Leow's warehouse door and ask for their discarded refrigerator, washing machine, freezer throwaway boxes, take your box-cutter, and make yourself a nice home beneath the San Clemente Pier. You may score big on The Fisherman handouts you'll get. Good luck and bon appetite.
The camp's having a mini-luau this Wednesday.
TUBESTEAK/9026