Today's the day. Both TEAMBIGKOOK and NeoN'S/BLOGGERS are scaling Mt.San Onofre this morning at 0800 to place votive candles, pictures of decimated shark victims, incense, doggie ID tags, and family photos. Following the "ceremony" BIGKOOK will offr benediction then a "ham scramble" with American Bald Eagle Eggs (gathered tjs AM) for the feast. Shark tacos, also, will be served. Because Mt.San Onofre is 3,500' above sea level oxygen will be supplied for a nominal fee.
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After the State Park honored THEBIGKOOK with a Candlelight vigil last night, we were invited to the San Onofre Waterfront Wharf Bar and Grill for complimentary dinner and drinks. At the meeting, Ranger Darwimple honored Contest winner "The Kid and Bro", and winner of twelfth runner-up, NeoN. Both are members of the "Infamous Kahoona's Fire Ring". Ranger Darwimple pointed out, "No one loses here, you're all winners," to a chorus of boos and hisses, from an unsympathetic crowed. THEBIGKOOK laughed his ass off, "Now you know what it's like when I go to the beach." Ranger Darwimple said there would be no liquor ban on the beach, no permits to hawk tee-shirts on the primitive dirt road, and that same road shall not be paved ever in the future.
TUBESTEAK/LEGEND.EMERITUS

It's nice to be invited to so many Surfing Venues esprcially at San Onofre Recreational Paradise Surfrider State Beach. Last night Ranger Darwimple hosted a candle lightvigil for THEBIGKOOK in honor of him claiming carcasses of dead seals and mutilated dogs, mainly Blurhead's unnamed Pit Bull that was gobbled up whole by
Killer the Shark with jaws so big one could drive a Volkswagon Bus into. BIGKOOK had the $91.00 illegal parking citation exonerated . THEBIGKOOK received an honorary plaque for his efforts. Way to go fella'. Nice Job 'KOOK.
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NeoN Rips Big Time!