After the State Park honored THEBIGKOOK with a Candlelight vigil last night, we were invited to the San Onofre Waterfront Wharf Bar and Grill for complimentary dinner and drinks. At the meeting, Ranger Darwimple honored Contest winner "The Kid and Bro", and winner of twelfth runner-up, NeoN. Both are members of the "Infamous Kahoona's Fire Ring". Ranger Darwimple pointed out, "No one loses here, you're all winners," to a chorus of boos and hisses, from an unsympathetic crowed. THEBIGKOOK laughed his ass off, "Now you know what it's like when I go to the beach." Ranger Darwimple said there would be no liquor ban on the beach, no permits to hawk tee-shirts on the primitive dirt road, and that same road shall not be paved ever in the future.
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