Okay, gang, did yuu see this mornings edition uf The Orange County Tribune? THEBIGKOOK'S going cash in on his Sharkscapade this week at San Onofre Surfrider State Beach. The Tribune's Cover Story depicts a shark seventeen feet in length, leaping from the water ten feet in the air viontly shaking an innocent seal emtrapped in it's massive jaws.
The Surf Moe Accessory Company aggreed to supply THEBIGKOOK with 15 vinyl surf mattresses with a plexiglass shield for viewing the man-eaters as they breed 50' off shore of Old Man's surfing area. In order to protect his surf mat flotilla, BIGKOOK has engaged an accompliss called "The Jowl" who hates maneaters with a passiun.
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