He cut himself a deal with the State Park Rangers. After having his great white vehicle impounded by the San Onofre authorities, THEBIGKOOK was offered a sweetheart deal to exonerate any and all monies due the Oark System. Key Ranger Billingsworth said, BIGKOOK get rid of that shark pod off "Trail Six" and we'll give you a Blue Disabled placarard allowing you unlimited access to the surf beach. No waiting in the overflow bypass line (OBL)any longer. BIGKOOK said "deal". So, now all the BIGKOOK'S duties are is build a Shark Scarecrow and place 50 meters off the shore right in front of SONGS warm water outlet flow where the shark colony breed. The State is building a shark cage so BIGKOOK can get started with his SAS, Shark Avoidance System. If you're at SANO this morning at 6:00 AM you can view THEBIGKOOK'S "Work in Progress" offshore of the Nuclear Power Plant, Generator 6 Tune in tomorroow far an update plus an announcement by TUBESTEAK to shake up the SANO BOD for lack of interest in this shark crises.Incidentaly, THEBIGKOOK has a new bumper sticker that says "QUINT LIVES".
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