Monday, August 18, 2003

HALALEULEAH and AMEN. Saturdy night I was rummaging through the trash uncovering a deluxe model metal detector in its box, unopened. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, so I tossed the dectector in the rear of my woody andd drove home. Yesterday AM, like a fool I drove me, woody, and the unopened, until I got there, dectector. As usual every moron in surfing was in line waiting to get on the beach. I knew what to expect so I opened my new-found deluxe Winslow Metal Detector, read the instructions, plugged in the alarm sensor, and while all the bros are hanging outside their vans chug-alugging Bud Lites I went treasure hunting. Get this, in the 5 hour wait in line I scored big time--$5.00 cash tax free. Not bad for a Sunday morning. I'm going back this morning after I cash my $180.00 unemployment check. More tomorrow.
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