Something happened last week and it involved THEBIGKOOK. According to someone in the know within the CA State Park System, descriped what really happened. They needed help with the toll booth Kiosk that enters San Onofre Surfrider's Beach. The State hired two trainee interns to work weekends because of the ongoing problems in the bypass backup line. The trainees were given ingress and egress clickers to control the autos as they entered and left the beach. No problem, right? Wrong! Interns are not paid money because they worked in exchange for college credits at nearby Trestles Community College. You have two untrained students working the Kiosk without supervision because of a regular Ranger calling in sick. The San Onofre Surfing Club, founded in 1892, has nearly 3,000 paid members. The State on any given day allows a meager 344 cars on the beach at one time. The two interns came to work at 6:00 AM to an unruly crowd of inebreated surfets. Not being abel to work the traffic counters the interns let 759 vehicles on the beach by 6:12 AM. At precisly 6:30 AM THEBIGKOOK shows up expecting a long tedious line but is waved right in. Cool, thinks THEbIGKOOK, no line. As he makes the final turn going south he can't believe his eyes. The amount of cars allowed in has choked off the dirt road at Toilet Building #1. To the BIGKOOK this was totally unacceptable so he brodies his van and makes a bee line for the Ranger's Kiosk. By now,THEBIGKOOK'S blood pressure is sky high, his face a fire-engine red, his medication is at home on the bureau. He slams to a stop, abandons the van, runs to the Kiosk, confronts the interns, who by the way wish they were home in bed sawing logs, and reads them the "riot act". Just hen the replacement Ranger arruves, sees THEBIGKOOK'S illegaly parked van and calls for the tow truck.
It hits him like a ton of bricks, THEBIGKOOK runs to the Portapotti, takes a massive dump and calms down. He throws open the Portapottie door just in time to see his van being towed to the city junk yard. Everyone figured THEBIGKOOK was looking at $850.00 in impound fees and fines. The two trainees were sent home without pay.
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