Last night at the club contest's announcers meeting guidelines were given. NO REFERENcE DIRECT OR INDIRECT will be made toward the crises
facing the Club Contest next weekend. Terms to be avoided by the callers are "RAZOR SHARP" "STILLNESS IN THE WATER" "INNERSPACES RUSHING FOWARD" SOUNDS OF UNDER WATER CREATURES" and mowt of all no playing the "THE THEME FROM JAWS" during the calling of a heat. Well this did not set well with the sharkmaster, THEBIGKOOK as he contracted with SURF MORE INC. for 10 inflateable air mattresses, complete with plastc window insert so his charges can view the ongoing shifting of the SHARK COLONY which has now move directly in front of
'OL MAN'S, the GROUND ZERO of the contest. This is not what SHARKMASTER/THEBIGKOOK anticipated. He called BULLSHIT on the Surf Club and will demand a SPECIAL SESSION this afternoon to clear the air.
TUBESTEAK/MALIB