I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is going to break THEBIGKOOK'S heart. The USMC/OSHA weeks ago predicted a water spike, and this morning it happened. Yes, the temp at maneating shark's breeding grounds, 30' offshore, at ground zero for the contest caused the the closure of San Onofre Surf Paradise until further notice. Ranger Bosworth ordered 5,000 linear feet of x-tra sharp barbed wire to keeo surfers and gawkers off the beach. BIGKOOK was to pick up magnetic signs for his Great White Van today. It's 0600, B_K is pleading his case to Ranger Bosworth. His chances of winning are Slim and None. Slim just rode out of town 20 minutes ago.
TUBESTEAK/MALIB