Sorry to be a nuisance. I just returned from that imbelcilic San Onofre Surf (HAW HAW) Beach. I sat my ass in my goddamn line for three hours and thought screw this place. They can take their kook beach and shove it, get this, sideways if you know what I mean. I spent a fortune on salamis, baloneys, smoked salmon, bagels, cream cheese, and so much cold beer you could choke a pig., all for THEBIGKOOKS gang that relax in the resort adjacent to the bamboo patch. I left with the SUV filled with the food and booze, drove to the top of the road to leave the beach, like s ton of bricks the diarreah hit me. Parking the SUV, I sprinted to the growler slammed its door shot and let loose. When I was done I departed the kook shack, and lo and behold, someone swiped all of TEAMBIGKOOK'S grunts and alcohol.
TUBESTEAK/MALIBUl

I don't know ahat happened yesterday, but here's todays. Yesterday I was at SANO for the filming of a Surfing documentary. THEBIGKOOK has his large section of the beach completly under control. He supplid free sandwiches and drinks from his roach coach for the cast and crew, plus free technical direction. I'm voting for him as Club president. Pin this: THEBIGKOOK, EL PRESIDENTE. Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?
TUBESTEAK/MALIBU

Velzy's this AM. San Onofre this PM. All for thr posteriety of surfing. Present issue of H2O is hot but you may have to go north to get a copy. Hey, NeoN, you still there?
TUBESTEAK/MALIBU

HEY, NOW! Isn't that a catchy opening. HEY, NOW! A great addition to NeoN.S BLOG is the addition of Mike Brindley, a.k.a, brinfin@.... Somehow or other he took Bakersfiel as my destination because of its squallid condition. San Onofre is not Surfing, but< Barstow is. I've secured a position at Wal-Mart for the holiday season. On your way to "Vegas" stop in and visit. Est Bakersfield has always been a favorite because I'm a wonderful fan of C&W.
TUBESTEAK/TEAM*BUCK*OWENS

You just can't get enough of a good thing! Here's the results of the USA Today Poll taken at Southern Cal Beaches

Best Doggie Beach: San Onofre State Suf Beach.
Best Baby Beach Oceanside Pier Area
Best Mother's Beach Dana Point Harbor Beach
Best Baby Change Diaper Beach Lake Elsinore County Beach
Best "Just Go In the Water" Beach Doheny Surf Beach
Dirtiest Faucet Water Capo Beach Basketball Court

tubesteak/malibu

"THE END IS NEAR. REPENT! But not the line for San Onofre. it's longer than ever and it is only Tuesday. The Rangers are sending a signal to you poor surfers. Sit in line and suffer cause you ain't getting in here. If you have a problem with that, pack up your beers and head for DOHO State Beach where there ain't no boozing allowed. BIGKOOK, fed up, pissed off, disapointed to the max, has gone to Lake Perris for recreation and rest. His parting words were KMMFA! Way to go BIGKOOK.
TUBESTEAK/MALIBU

Too much too soon. I gave Sano one more try and was dissapointed once again, The BOD has allowed that place to turn into the Colorado River, as far as that goes " The Wet and Wild Theme Park". The BOD is boasting they have a club membership of over 1,000 members. The Rangers allow but 324 cars on the beach so unless you arrive at 4:00 AM you ain't getting in. What's with those BODs? These are the same people that kicked SANO RATPACK'S ass off the pier. BIGKOOK, where are
you now that we need you? Probably at SALT CREEK with NEON with the skimboarders.
TUBESTEAK/902

I just cannot believe it. The insomnia has resurfaced and naturally I can't sleep a wink. It's hot, the air's stiffling, there's a mosquito buzzing in my ear, and I can't stay out of the bathroom. Nobody said it was going to be easy. Today is the first day of the rest of my life, litteraly not figuaritvely.On the way back from the trailer camp in Baker CA, "Home of the worlds tallest thermometer" I'm heading down I-15 to wine country,
Temeculah, to join the yuppie freeloaders mooching free Merlot at the booze fest. I dig their graying bald crown but still sporting their waist length ponytail. What's it all about, Alphie?
TUBESTEAK/90265