It appears it's over except the shouting. Yep,SOSC
has slapped an ultimatum on all non Club Members.
Schitt or get off the pot. I don't think they're joking.
It was all brought about because of the "Follow Us
to San Onofre Surfrider State Beach". In order to
gyp the State, huge families are packed into
campers and trailer houses in order to avoid the
high cost of admission to SANO. What "familias"
do is bring all relatives to the beach, and in the case
of a three day weekend, save themselves a bundle.
How? Ten dollars times 3 is $30.00, or purchase an
overpriced Annual Pass for year 2007 at $175.00 per
Well figure it out. Did you know for each $175.00 pass
SANO BOD receives 10% or $17.00 profit for the Surf
Club. Of course, it's no wonder they're glad to see you
Way back when, the Club wouldn't give you the time
of day. But now $17.00 is $17.00 if you know what I'm
saying. Imagine driving from Riverside to SANO at
$3.47 per gallon. Believe it or not, it all adds up.
Remember, it's 50 miles one way with enourmous
toll-road fees. Like, it's gotta cost those poor Inland
Empire suckers a week's salary to get here. Once
they rid this country of your inept President,
these bloated fuel prices shall go back to normal.
Like, when was the last time =W= paid for his own
gas? I'll tell you right here and now, we're voting Al
Gore President, and get rid of that smirking =W=.

Written by Graydon Carter.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Oh, what a wonderful sight to see a Silverstreak
trailer house packed to the gill with fun lovers.
On the giant rear window announced, "FOLLOW
US TO SAN ONPFRE". I'll tell you one thing it looked
like they were ready to have a good time. Come to think
of it that was the fifth, either camper or trailer house,
with that 'FOLLOW US' sign. After getting closer, you
could read, Courtesy SOSC BOD. It was mentioned in
the surfing page our Surf Club membership is way down,
Surfing Annual book sales are way down, parking is way
overloaded, more animals are defecating on the sand in
broad daylight, while their owners look the other way,
Bldg. #4, the one that's opposite BIGKOOK'S animal
farmis a shamble, Sal Geeze Haw'n Gardens is just
that, Sal Geeze Haw'n Surf Club. Sal's huge family moved
their home made flimsy table for many down to Four Doors.
Knowing Sal, the Haw'n San Onofre Surf Club will have
an insufferable bottleneck this Fourth of July. Oh well,
nobody said it was going to be easy. Unfortunatly, the
DFG will announce at the next BOD meeting, the greedy
Club spear fisherman have depleted the natural enviroment
of the famous Black Seabass which survived the past 500
years, has dwindled downt to nothing. Maybe we should
re-examine Sal Geeze for Club President, and replace
Wes "Mr.FedEx" Williams.

Written by Pearl Mesta.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES LTD.