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I don't why you people who are SANO
BLOGGERS don't read NeoN's Rules
amd Regulations for subject matter. BLOGS
are for entertaining people, not degrading
a fellow BLOGGER as you do TUBESTEAK.
TUBESTEAK is a world renowned moniker,
not somrthing to be bantered around Bldg.
#4, Urinals 1&2. Complaints are directed
toward the homeless beach bums left over
from the 70's and 80's who, unable to find steady
work and hang out at 'Nofre drinking white
loudmouth out of a Starbuck's cup in order
to trick the Rangers. Starting March 19th
these antiganizers will eat crow, because the
bottems going to fall out of San Onofre for
good, and founding father Les Williams Jr.
ain't gonna get you outta this one.

Written by Irv Schnittzinberger.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Thanks for the input. The film company
is producing stuff for "Summer 1956" featuring
characters of the sun. "Riding Giants" has footage
edited from "Search for Surf" filmed in 1960.
Tubesteak's Roy'l Haw'n is featured start to finish
in "Search" it's 78 seconds running time. "Giants"
is 12 seconds. Now you understand the pinch
they're in. We need "Search for Surf".
PLEASE HELP!

Written by Saul Schmittzz
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Does any of the thousands of "TUBESTEAK
DAIRY" readers have a VHF or DVD copy
of Greg Noll's Search for Surf? If so we need a
dub to pirate for a new video in production.
Contact comments at the bottom of this request.
This will run until we obtain a copy.

Written by Minnie the Moocher.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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IT NEVER FAILS! THE SAN ONOFRE
DIRT NUISANCE IS SHUT DOWN
AGAIN BECAUSE OF RAIN. GIVE
UP SOSC BOD, PAVE IT! DR.WILKES
AND EDDIE MCB AIN'T COMING BACK

Praise the Lord. Maranatha! What a glorious
future for Beach San Onofre. The Surfrider
Foundation quashed the Tollroaders and they
scampered off with their tail between their legs.
Yes, you heard it right--No Toll Road! Ever.
SOSC BOD, State of California, and especially
Ranger Ephriam, in an ongoing effort of
perseverance, just like a desert Gila Monster.
In doing so our Club had to agree the primitive
dirt road will have a layer of gravel, better than
boiling hot asphalt. To cover the road expenses
a .25 shower fee will be applicable.
The .25 charge was kept low as our club
agreed to use reclaimed from the spigot.
Clear water would've cost .50 a shot.
Thank everybody involved for their super help.
On the other side of the coin, Annual Dues
effective April 1st 2006 will be $65.00 Semi
Anually. Original Club Founder Les Williams
requested an Annual Membership increase to
$50.00 a year recommended by Volley Ball
Co-ordinator Uncle Val to cover the increasing
net prices. Today's forecast: Less rain than
yesterday which means no rain because
yesterday was 36%, today 20%. San Onofre
is in the middle of the drought of the millenium,
with no relief in sight. So what, the Toll Rd. is
not coming through our precious beach, that's
all that matters for now.

Written by Reynaldo Sip'e
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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It's the same old, same old. All you middle age
beach bums, 30% chance of rain mean no
rain. No rain means no hanging in the car
drinking rot-gut white wine trying to feel
real comfortable. There's a job fair being held
today for itinerate workers willing to work
minimum wage. All you have to do is present
your SSI card, and you can start tomorrow.
Apply in the "Rib" parking lot. All 51-50's
welcome.

Written by Donkey Boy.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Well, well, well! SOSC BOD leaked the
"Best kept secret in Surfing", our own beach.
Well you guys, who the hell are Monkey Boy,
Doggie Style, Log Donkey, Billy Bob, Lil'
Al Yee, and all nickname freaks from the
Club? The SOSC BOD has always been
adamant about revealing our locale. I
hope the Club retaliates against the newspaper
in Texas before it's too late, and all the illegal
immigrants invade our private beach. Go away
newspaper people, let us be.

Written by Donald Schmittz.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Well, congrats Club 'Nofre, you fanally made it "big time".
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/travel/articles/0305sano0305.html

Written by Karl Louder
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES