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If you wonder how many surf enthusiasts read the
Dairy, listen up, and listen up good! Seven illegals
working at the San Clemente Car Wash did not win
the $315,000,000.00 Lottery the other day, however,
the simpatico patrons where the workers go for almuerzo
each day, thought it unfunny the Dairy, as a ruse, claimed
the illegals won the bounty. Several people are disappointed
that illegals didn't win, especially, Fabio Nunez, Gil Sedillo,
Loretta Sanchez, and all the "Bienvenidos America, Amigos"
freaks, Argentine shoe sales, with the little light and compass
in case the illegals get lost in Tijuana, picture the amount of ills'
who would start pouring in if Meicans would've won. Sorry, Vincente,
Jeb, and =DUBYAH=, but they're still yours. HAW! Winning
seven Americans are: Sharon Cleary, Sue Cooper, Betty Amstoy,
Debbie Martin, Beverly Harris, Nancy Harcourt, Mary Carson, and no
last name ending in a vowel or a Z. Way to go gals!.

Written by Connie Gutierrez.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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UPDATED CONTEST ADVISORY.
Coronado Island deep ocean bouy, at 2:00 PM PST,
shows a definate increase in ground swell movement
for San Onofre Surf Challange this weekend. Be advised
Old Man's can maintain up to 15' . Please surf in front of
the Lifeguard Tower.

Hi again, here's a breaking story. All parameters
and models from bouys 36 to 50 strongly indicate
a Fall swell is on the way for this weekend's San Onofre
Team Challange. San Diego Weather Station predicts
waves 8'to 10' in height are inevitable through Thanksgiving
Day.

HEY NOW, they gots, yet another, Surf for the Cause
contest ai poor, worn out, Óld Nofre, a contest for
future World Champs. If nothing else they acquired
Kelly Slater, Rob Machado, Cris Brown, and Bob
Sachs as judges. Scott French supposedly is booked
to be the public address annoncer. Rangers Dairywimple
and Ephriam recommend getting in the line very early,
they're epecting a full house. I hope Allan Seymour shows
to add a little glitter on the event. The winner will qualify
for the Salt Creek International 1/1/2006. Haw, wouldn't
that be funny if the Creek was 12' plus that day. That'll
get these guys back to bocci-ball, pronto.

Written by Mohammet Haseen.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Well, here we go again! The 7 winners of $325,000,000.00
Mega Million CA lottery are from Anahiem CA by way of
Jalisco, Mexico DF. Their names end in vowels, and 2 z's
they entered America illegally March 17, 2005, to live
in San Clemente, Orange County CA. The liquor store
owner from whom the illegals bought the tickets says
he can't believe it and hopes it's not a dream, probably
because he stands to collect $1,250,000.00. The lottery
commission says CA does not judge if a winner is a citizen
or not. Daily Sun Post says they all work at the San Clemente
Car Wash. Meanwhile, down at the beach, it looks as 'Nofre
surfing is on the rise once again, and for a long time. SOSC BOD
has proposed a resolution recognizing sidebar activities, bocci-ball,
animal recreational facilities, and the like, with a teatherball
court adjacent to the popular Latrine #4. San Clemente Car wash
employees, through an interpreter, said we Nexicanos are winners,
try your fortune at:

http://www.cafepress.com/tubesteakorg/

Written by Arriba Mexico Inc.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Hi, my name is Julio Gomez, I live in La Puente CA
I sneaked into your country illegally, as did my cousins,
aunts, uncles, cunyados, and familia. We feel we should be
offered, and given asylum, dignity, work permits, all with
free grocery vouchers for Thanksgiving (whatever that is)
dinners for all. We heard of this through Mayor Antonio
"MrBojangles"Villareagrosa. We were promised this if we
vote for him as if Presidante in 2008. Mr.Bojangles promises
if he is elected il Presidente replacing Jorge W. Bush, he will
create a partnership with Vincente Fox optioning votes for
Mexicanis in the USA. Our familia, all 45 of us, thank you
gringos for turning your country, and your borders to
us Meican Nationals. We also thank "Tookie" Williams for going
after the Koreans, and not us Meicanos, if you know what I mean.

Written by Julio Gomez.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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The finest movie I've ever seen was in Pacific Palisades
titled "GIANT". During the final reel, Rock Hudson,
Liz Taylor, Dennis Hopper, his Jeb Bush's lookalike
esposa, and Rock's black hair, big brown eyed hispanic,
grand-baby head back to Raetta from Dallas, stop for
refreshments at "Sarge's Cafe". Hudson and party of 5
are seated under the watchful eye of "Sarge" who refers
baby Angel as "The Papoose". Meanwhile, at the entrance
to "Sarge's" appear a familia of Fabio Nunez people. "Sarge
excuses himself to throw-out the Mexicans. Well, this doesn't
set to good with Rock, gets in a knockdown with "Sarge", gets
his ass kicked, as "Sarge" throws a framed sign saying, "We
reserve the right to refusu service to anyone." Amen, Sarge.
Here's one for you "die hard" Republicans. Way to go =W=.

THERE'S A YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS THAT I'M GOING TO SEE....

Written by Edna Ferber.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Hello, San Onofre regulars and any other
beach losers. How's the memory working.
Okay, how about a reality check. September
11, 2001, do you remember what you were
doing the morning al-Qaeda sucker punched
your President George Bush? The naive Mr.Bush
was reading 2nd grade books to Cubanos out of
harms way in Jeb Bush's Florida. Does anyone know
why the Bush's are adamant about open borders with
Mexico, well here's a hint:

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/01/29/jeb.bush.daughter.drugs/

Brother Jeb will be the GOP choice for '08, if he and
=W= can get enough illegals in USA and offer them
amnesty so they vote--well? Hmmm, does the mug
shot of George Bush's neice look Irish to you? HAW!
Do all you beach Repulicans remember Amy Sweeny
of AA Flight 11. Most of Anerica did, not =W= he was
reading chidren's books to Cubanos. We could never
understand why he wasn't at work in the Capitol, maybe
he knew what was hapening.

http://www.news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2001/09/21/wterr21.xml

Hello, San Onofre Republicans, George =W= Bush has
done more to destroy the USA than any other President
in our history. All tolled, he has been the cause of over
5,000 deaths world wide. Curiously, SOSC regulars what
caused you to vote for him? The best thing he did was turn
California over to the Mexicans. (who all work for unions,
hospitals, sheet metal workers, police, and fire).

Written by Flight Crew AA 93
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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Oh my Gawd, Dairywimple and Ranger Ephriam received
the autopsy report on the 98 year old grandfather, slammed
in the face by a 78 year old longboarder, suffering a huge
debillatating massive stroke and a myo-infarc, ripping his
life away from his loved ones and family, with the holidays
approaching. Here are the shocking details. "Circumstances &
Manner of Death" are very intersting, especially if you are
afraid of hell.

http://www.dundee.ac.uk/forensicmedicine/llb/water.htm

Written by Dr.Death
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES