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If you wonder how many surf enthusiasts read the
Dairy, listen up, and listen up good! Seven illegals
working at the San Clemente Car Wash did not win
the $315,000,000.00 Lottery the other day, however,
the simpatico patrons where the workers go for almuerzo
each day, thought it unfunny the Dairy, as a ruse, claimed
the illegals won the bounty. Several people are disappointed
that illegals didn't win, especially, Fabio Nunez, Gil Sedillo,
Loretta Sanchez, and all the "Bienvenidos America, Amigos"
freaks, Argentine shoe sales, with the little light and compass
in case the illegals get lost in Tijuana, picture the amount of ills'
who would start pouring in if Meicans would've won. Sorry, Vincente,
Jeb, and =DUBYAH=, but they're still yours. HAW! Winning
seven Americans are: Sharon Cleary, Sue Cooper, Betty Amstoy,
Debbie Martin, Beverly Harris, Nancy Harcourt, Mary Carson, and no
last name ending in a vowel or a Z. Way to go gals!.

Written by Connie Gutierrez.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES