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We don't make the news we just report it. Friday morning
three ultra black, deeply tinted, Chevrolet Suburbans, two
silver Hummer 4's , a white Ford Excursion towing a
matching utility trailer, "GROMS RULE" emblazoned
in red, black, yellow, and orange, flames on the sides.
It appeared to be a surf school of sorts speeding down
the antiquated dirt road, gremmies singing, hooting, and
full of ruckus. Sleeping things off in his "Great White Van"
BIGKOOK hears the oncoming racquet, lets out a moan,
screams SHUT UP, DAMMIT! Now, instead of going further
down the road to Power Plant they throw a huey surrounding
BIGKOOK'S van. On any Friday, BIGKOOK retires to his
private garden at Greenhorn resting for the weekend, it
gives him time to reflect. Sleep does not come easy to him,
there is much inner reflection.. KABLAM! Something
smashes into the van's side panel. KERSPLATT! A water
balloon squishes into the windshield. A dozen kids surround
the Great White attempting a van tip-over. "HEY, YOU KIDS
GET OUT OF HERE!" BIGKOOK was livid, however, the
kids don't budge. 'KOOK says screw it, puts the van in reverse,
drives down the beach to the fisherman's settlement, All the
GROMRULES.COM scream, "Good riddance to bad rubbish".
I'll tell you, I sure wouldn't want to be at Old 'Nofre today,
that's for sure. Gawd, what's going to happen to 'KOOK,
if he gives those GROMS RULE kids too much schitt,
they just might deball him net trip. YIKES!
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Written by Doc Weiller
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
2 Comments:
Big Kook must be de-nuded--now.
He reuses to acknowledge children at the beach...
The kids are OK with me. It's the parents that ain't right. Screaming orders at their kids in the water from the beach, non stop photo sessions, just the use of the term 'session' alone deserves scrutiny. Speeding down the dirt road? The list goes on. Sumpin just aintrite here folks.
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