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San Clemente has acquired a Sister City, if you said San Ysidro
was the city, you were correct. Familias con Matricula
Counselor cards swarmed Ave.Bootstrap like flies on dogschitt.
Repulsively, middle aged El Granja Senors y esposas blatantly
approached a "Casa de Gringo" with no costume, but treasure sacks
the size of parachutes. Not long ago, they showed an invasion of
Mexicans breaking through the border crossing at San Yskidrow,
caught on tape, it looked like last night. Li'l Homestead children
asked their mummies and daddies why those people don't dress
in costumes. Probably, cause they don't know what they are. Well,
I never got into Halloween because at Malibu those freaks up there
always put razor blades, ground glass, and Murine in the treats.
Haw, could you imagine yourself going down to Ensanada walking
up demanding free food. Well, I can't! Btw, how do you spell
Policia?

Written by Ichabod Crane
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