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WELCOME TO THE BETTY FORD CENTRE

There are some instances where Dennis Earl D.
said, "Been there. Done that", and he said it with
such aplomb. Yesterday morning I arrived at the
'Rib", boy was my face red, an embarrassing red. Not
long ago in the day, Breeder's Cup was the fancy of
all Ol' 'Nofre intherer fall. Headquarters for Tommy Lee
Danny Bennettt, Waveback, PT, Paul Carter, Brian
Ephriam, Rick Hazzard Officer Bob, and all the true
greats of San Onofre's Legend's Community. Yeah,
that was then, this is now. The Rib's entrance looks
just like Starbucks Malibu. Standing outside, smoking,
hacking, veins popping at the temple, yapping incessantly,
dregs of Bloody Marys dripping from swollen jowles,
it was too much for me to stomach. I went home,
pulled the venetians uttering a prayer of, "Wake me
when it's over." Poor San Clemente, you're still
stuck as "The Little Spanish Town by the Sea".
Well you know the rest, I hope! The worst thing to
happen was BIGKOOK and MT won Big Time, and
said they won't hve to work another day the rest of
their life. All they want to do is drink, go to the beach, surf,
while laying in the sun. The very reason I'm so happy for them is,
someone says it's free breakfast for me, well, BIGKOOK
says they wanted six scoots for the grub. "Say what!"
I yelled, "This stuff is free". Some guy in the kitchen
yelled, "Not anymore!" Maybe, the reason BIGKOOK
and MT won all that cash is they're humanitarians,
tank's youse guys.

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Written by Richard Henry Dana.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES