Gee whiz, got so excited about the search for the first
human that surfed "The Old 'Nofre" I forgot to mention
how far down the ladder she's falling. First and foremost,
people will not pay $10.00 for their Annual Pass which
entitles you to park in puddles of mud slop because SOSC
BOD is adamant about keeping the road archaic, but when
we find the "San Onofre Oldest Timer"we're gonna ask him
what is was like in the day. Thank the Lord I hadn't been to
'Nofre in a few days, but as I drove in all I saw were old,
thin, guys, with dishwater gray pony-tails, standing on the
log talking on their cell phone. Haw'n Gardens has throttled
the community dirt road, parking helter-skelter six across.
TEAMBIGKOOK won't go near Latrine #4 because of the
warning posted, citing unsanitary conditions. The new
Latino stroller models (2006) were on display, strictly
hispanic, lotsa black and sangria (blood) color. Hecha en
Santa Ana.

Written by El Gringo Loco.

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