Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Well guess what. KMEX TV ran a spot on how cruel Americans
are when they imprisoned Francisco "Cisco" Rodriguez, 28, of Oahxaca
DF, for murdering those old retries in New Orleans LA following
the recent hurricanes. State Troopers unveiled Rodriguez' LA II file
(Louisiana identification and Investigation) which showed CA State
Assemblyman, Gilberto "Gil" Sedillo awarded Rodriguez , his family
of 11, a Meretricular Conselar ID Card granting him amnesty in case a
tragedy such as the one in New Orleans. In our homeland, the D.A.'s
call it a "God Card". The N.O.Coroner's Office said Rodriguez was driving
an oversized amphibious golf cart loaded with senior retirees when his left
rear wheel dislodged, dumping all 23 old folks into a roadside ditch filled
with floodweaters killing 13, maiming the rest. Video taken by an alert
motorist shows the amphibious cart gaining speed on I-10, "Cisco" losing
control, back wheels on fire passing motorists signal frantically to pull
off the road, "Paco" grinned while yelling "No comprende", just as the
amphibian flipped killing the retirees. George =W= said it was a true
misfortune, because "Cisco"had taken the driving job to support his
wife and 11 ninos, all here on the Bush Amnisty Program.

Written by Lorreta Sanchez.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 4:49 AM   5 Comments

5 Comments:

At 7:43 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somethings wrong here. Why would he need to support his 11 ninos? I thought thats where my hard earned tax dollars go!

 
At 7:59 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe, interesting question, for sure. Bush welcomed him and his flock to your America, however, Paco insisted he wanted no charity from guys like you, but he will gladly accept any roofing, framing, sheet-metal jobs, we Americans won't take.

 
At 8:07 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I paid for the births of all his ninos and not one fathersday card or word of thanks!

 
At 8:56 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

good point stiff

 
At 7:53 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF

478,000 workers displaced by the hurricanes, yet we have to import Mexicans to rebuild? Something stinks in Louisiana (my guess is all the pampers left laying around, as Jose and Juanita no not of modern sanitation practices).

When all is said and done Cajun cooking will be replaced by tacos and burritos (mexitrash).

God bless America, cause under the direction of Geo. W. we need all the help we can get. Just who voted for this guy anyway? I know of only two or three people willing to admit to having voted for this moroon.

 

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