Welcome back to Surfing's Reality Show. Today, while at Ol 'Nofre,
I was given a secret on how to survive the trials and tribulations
of our pastime "You Are What You Wear!" Allan Seymour gave
a "class act" contest this weekend at our wonderful beach area,
believe us Mr.Seymour, you did us proud! What we may get to
watch, I hope, is a contest featuring a special distinguished surfing
hero of heroes, Mr.Paul Strauch of Haw'n Gardens. Would that not
be a natural, Mr.Allan Seymour presents the "Mr.Paul Strauch
Invitational Cheater 5 Open"? Mr.Leslie Williams could only
add authencity to the sprcial event by allowing Bulky Tees, other
than SOSC 50th Anniversery, as prizes, and as a special enticement:

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Well, whadd'ya think? Aloha & Mahalo, Messrs Seymour, Strauch, and Williams.

Written by P.T.Barnum
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES