Good news, the volunteer lifeguard squad finally reached shore
just in front of the "No Tresspassing Goverment Restricted Area".
After smashing into the nuclear pier, Chad Bradly could only lay on
the damp sand staring into space. Pappy Procter shoved his fist
showing three fingers. "How many do you see, son?" said Pappy.
"Seven,"said Chad. "Oh boy", said Eddie McBride, "I think he's
had it. "Where am I?"said Chad. "Now take it easy son, you slid
into the pier smashed into it, full throttle,"said Pappy.
"Yikes, did I hurt anyone?" said Chad. The rescue squad looked
at one another, then back at Chad who's head was black and blue.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" Chad's swollen, grotesque,
face began looking like a gargoyle. Chad looked at his rescuers,
"Someone hand me a mirror," We don't think you ought to see,
they said among themselves. "Get in the van, Chad, we're going for
a ride." Everyone piled into Hammertoe's van and left San Onofre,
Chad passed out from the pain. East Coast Plaza Hospital
Emergency Room overlooked Laguna Beach, Hammer backed
the van to the dock, the doctors and nurses took charge. There
suddenly was a blood curdling scream followed by, "Doctor, doctor,
come here quick!" Doctor jumped into the van, Öh my God! what
happened here?" I'm a dentist, Doctor," said Wilkes, "he ploughed
head-on into the SONGS Pier." Nurse get the patient into ER,
pronto.
To be continued....