The "Los Tres Estrella's" broken down bus sat alone at roads end
in San Onofre. Oil poured freely, its radiator overheated, steam
wafting in the air, and the 150 "guest workers" stirred awake
unaware of thier surroundings. The driver, Pedro Juan Jesus
"Paco" Garcia stared out the mud caked windsheild shaking his
head in disbelief, "Mira hombres, what's that?" 150 disoriented
workers on the way to New Orleans looked out the window smack-
dab at the SONGS Power Plant. "Hijo le, mira ese, mira." The illegal
guest workers here on George "Uh, duh" Bush, his Patrone Sr.
Vinnie Fox, thought this was going to be a job picking artichokes
not something in outer space, which 'Nofre looks like, all the lights,
cranes, and blowing steam.
WARNING BLOG AFFICIANADOS:
The San Diego Chapter of La Raza in conjuctioon with Imperial Valley
True Children of Mexico has placed a Cease and Desist Order on
TUBESTEAK'S DAIRY effective 1500 11/20/2995. We have
counterfiled a reason to show cause order allowing the Dairy to
continue. Thank you for your cooperation and patience.
Written by Eddie "Flaco" Obregon.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
5 Comments:
Plot: Ponch and Jon are escorting Janos (pronounced Ya-nosh), a Hungarian motorcycle star, to the permanently-moored Queen Mary while Grossie covers them in an overhead plane. When two thieves rip off the ticket office, confusion ensues. Jon chases the thieves' car but loses them when they pull into a parking lot with hundreds of parked cars. Later, at the benefit buffet, Janos steals the limo keys from his escort and drives off with Maria. Ponch and Jon chase them in their personal vehicles. Jon blocks him off in front while Ponch covers the rear while the Long Beach PD arrives. On the Queen Mary, Jon helps cook up an excuse so Janos isn't arrested. The next day, after the CHP has their briefing, Janos escapes from a tour of the Queen Mary's engine room and dives off the ship. When he arrives at Maria's, she is getting on a bus. He steals a truck to chase her. He manages to stop the bus at a park but leaves when Ponch arrives. Ponch goes back to the Queen Mary and Janos pretends he never left the ship. The next day, anticipating a Box Office Bandits theft at the circus, Jon organizes a stakeout. When it happens, the CHP is ready. They catch the bandits, but Janos escapes on his motorcycle...jumping Turner's cruiser. Bonnie is with Maria so Janos can't kidnap her....but Janos is on the roof of Central. He lights a fire in Harlan's dumpster and kidnaps Maria while the CHP is distracted. Janos abandons the car and steals a truck. Ponch, in the CHP plane, realizes that Jon is closest..."but not close enough." He decides to have the pilot, Bob, bring the plane in close so he can jump on the back of the truck. Janos is so amazed at Ponch's stunt that he stops the truck and praises Ponch while being arrested. Since Janos is in jail, Jon decides to do the "fire of death" for the widows and orphans at the benefit show. Jon does some minor stunts and then drives the motorcycle through a wall of flames. The Hungarian bodyguard calls Ponch and Jon crazy and everyone laughs as the credits begin.
Mr.Estrada: FYI, brevity is the soul of wit. 370 words is a diatrabe, thank you very much.
are you serious about the cease and desist order?
Let's play Jeaopardy!
uhhh Alex give me bill of rights for 100 pesos...
... what is Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU!
you pendejos are too much.
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