Friday, September 16, 2005

Please, please, please, before going in the water while the HIGH SURF
advisory is in effect, please go to your health giver for a Doctor's OK.
This doubly important especially if you approaching your Sunset Years.
The waves are higher than the swell of '59, and, boy, were they giants.
Unfortunately, State Lifeguards cannot keep you from going into the surf.
Please do not take matters into your own hands. Advise your wife that
there are attorneys that specialize in wrongful death litigation against
SOSC BOD (who btw, have no wrongful drowning insurance. PLEASE,
if you are over, forty promise you'll get a check-up before you go for
your surf.

Written by San Diego Coroners Office.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 7:00 AM   2 Comments

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At 12:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a gridlock of ambulances as we speak. Body's of old men all over the beach and shorebreak. Lifeguards are overwelmed! A caravan of lawyers are chasing the ambulances. This is horrible!

 
At 1:58 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello again, Officer Bob V. The graveyards are filled with overzealos middle-age try2bees 20 year olds. Lawyers are entitled to make a living. I feel sorry for the families of 40 year old warriors. The horrible thing is the cost of a funeral. Sorry old timers.

 

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