WELCOME TO THE 54TH RUNNING OF THE SOSC WORLD CONTEST

Tomorrow marks the 54th edition of the premiere "Surfing Beach Contest"
in the world. Be early for the morning glass as the toddlers eight and under
will participate in the largest Menahune event in history 150 entrants. Each
child is allowed either a parent or guardian to assist in catching a wave.
A special note regarding the Seasoned Old Timer's Magnificent Ultrasonic
Prior to the children's ongoing endless heats, SOSC presents the long awaited
"Father Time" Super Heat, Allan "Mr.Pipeline"Seymour, Al "Mr. Wiamea" Gee,
Paul "Mr.Trestles" Carter, Jim "Mr.Entertainment"Irwin, Weslie "Goathead"
Wilson, and Larry "Wierdo" Beardo. Pertaining to the "Old Fellow's Tribute",
the priority buoy, one surfer per wave, and all interference rules will be waived.

Written by Tom Collins.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES