It just didn't seem wise to invite the SOSC BOD to the contest's
meeting of judges, Beach Marshals, Seymour's concessionaires
on call that weekend, and chaired by Park Ranger
Hal Diarywimple. The briefing was held at "Chapo's Casa de Muerte"
on PCH. Seymour announced the FAQ's would be screened by
Dairywimple before asking the judges (just in case).
First question, of course, what do you guys look for when up on the Judge's
Pavilion? That question was easy, they all said coffee and breakfast
burritos. My favorite was are you guys serious about interference,
after all this isn't hockey? That bought a chuckle. Unless you physically
remove your opponent from his board there is no interference), don't be
fooled by shattering fibrously. No you cannot drink alcohol unless you're
on a break. Jimmy Gamboa's new agent will inform the SOSC BOD
for the "what and what's not acceptable" for the Celebrity Buffet.
Mr.Gamboa is not accustomed to cold cuts on day-old marked down
French Bread. I hope for the SOSC BOD' sake there's a Milton's in town.

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