Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Don't say we didn't warn you;. SOSC contest just around the corner,
Father Tyme just celebrated his 91st birthday, BIGKOOK is gathering
old style papa he a nalus for the contest and Longboard All Comers
Meet, he will announce the name of the entrepreneur who offered
$26,000.00 at the ACS Silent auction Sunday. We know the SOSC
contest will begin with the Parade of Toddlars gathered in
their Latino style black preambulaters pushed by Mom and Dad clad
Bob Mardian Gloucester sun hat. The Hi's are in for a surprise this
Halloween as 92672 boycotted candy freebies for the hoards of
invading illegal trick or traiters transported by their "coyote"
parents from La Puente, Pacoima, City of San Fernando, Montebello,
Riverside, all children with their 50# burlap candy sacks. The
straw that broke the camel's back is when las familias arrive
in huge Ford vans loaded with ninos y ninas, no costumes, just
gunny sacks, led by the mothers while el padre sits in the van
scarfing Abba Zabbas and Mars Bars. I think it'd be more
diplomatic if the freeloading kids wore costumes instead of
Catholic School uniforms.

Written by Adolpho Sanctus Gomez
BRUE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 5:00 AM   4 Comments

4 Comments:

At 11:40 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thees yeeer, I might send my seester out treeck or treeeting in that catholic school girl outfit of hers over to Tubesteaks place.

Last yeer, she went out, and came back loaded on reds and budweiser.

Tube, you got some extra abba zabbas for me man?

 
At 12:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, but how about a BIG HUNK?

 
At 12:37 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fairy Harbor is nothing but white trash and hi's!

 
At 1:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ORALE, Bobbie., que pasa. Fairy Harbor is nothing but a underplayed trailer yard occupied by renters, out of work roofers and framers, undocumented illegal mexi's looking to steal your identity.

 

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