Tuesday, August 16, 2005

SOSC BOD: Here, take our money anyways. Good news, bad news.
First the bad! The King of Bocci sucked up the mask inventory,
all they had for my appearance was a Michael Crawford "Phantom
of the Opera" face, you know the little white with eyes cut
out when Phantom's face has acid thrown un him. It was a steal
at $450.00 cash out the door. If you've never attended an
American Cancer Society Legend's/Longnoard Luau, you wouldnt believe
how important a false face is. Good news, the mask store has an
abundance of Kelly Green Lawn Bowling shirts available for the
Club Surf Contest, with your name stitched above the pocket,
the San Onofre 50th Logo on the back. I saw them, they are so
trendy, especially with the cell phone holster on the side.

Written by Louis Vouton [Paris].
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 6:03 AM   4 Comments

4 Comments:

At 1:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Louis, maybe you can help me.
I am looking for a face that I can use to get something other than gardening jobs.

 
At 2:28 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ricardo, you should be thankful you don't have a face that would stop a locomotive like some of the jerks on this Dairy.

 
At 9:01 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 9:12 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

dairy resident, you said a mouthful, that's for sure!

 

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