Saturday, August 06, 2005

Several years back, I worked as a "surfboard wrangler" in a Volkswagon
Golf spot at Newport and Balboa Pier's parking lot. The Production
Company was the same as the one filming the Izzy Paskowitz Story.
If you were there, you know what was involved i.e., 1st, 2nd, 3rd
A.D.'S ASC, 1stloader, 2nd loader, 3rd loader, 4th loader [MARK IT],
Transportation Capt. Best Boy, Gaffer, Dolly Grip, Dolly Grip Best Boy,
Asst. to the Producer, Script Girl, Wardrobe MAster,V.O., O.C.Talent
Boom Operator, 1st boom operator, 2nd boom operator, Foley Operator,
ADR Director, Properties, well, the whole tab, according to my friend at RSA Prductions was $3,700,000,00, not bad for a day at the beach. I guess you
bocci-ballers are gonna hang at the Öld 'Nofre, well, you can KMMFA, I'm going
to Hollywood and make some good money!

Written by Swifty Lazar
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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 2:33 AM   8 Comments

8 Comments:

At 8:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great idea!

are ya gonna keep up the racist posts?

hope so, cause i need a good stirring up in the morning.

 
At 8:22 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You went Hollywood on us before Tube. We took ya back once.
Hell, we'll probably do so again. Have a good ride, Baby.

 
At 3:08 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great idea, but we always presumed a racist was someone who went to Del Mar on a daily basis. YUCK! YUCK! Haw, just kidding, bro.

 
At 9:11 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

IM SURE ALL BOYS IN WEST HOLLYWOOD
CAN`T WAIT. FOR YOUR RETURN

BILL DAUTERIVE

 
At 12:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

billy, you dont know jack schitt about west hollywood. you may have it confused with north hollywood.

 
At 6:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in west hollywood one night, and propositioned by a big black hooker at my hotel. well... let me say this, that was a night to remember.

 
At 3:01 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo, mama jammer what it are.
what you be doing in the greater west side, anyways.

 
At 8:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you say you were a fluffer

 

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