This is nothing but good news with a capital "N".
Yes, surfings a dead end street, especially at
"good old San Onofre USA 92672", therefore, we're
dedicating "TUBESTEAK'S DAIRY" to buying, eating,
and consuming high saturated fat, heavy sauces, and
rich foods, guaranteed artery blockers, featuring
sausages, hot-links, deviled egges, mayonaisse,
butter, cheese, bacon, biscuits and gravy, french
fries, Gallo hard salami, all prepared by Chef de
Course, Officer Bob. Chef OB's selection for today
is double plump, swollen, Bratwurst, soaked in Cheeze
Whiz sauce jalapeno style. It is reccomended if you're
over 50, still surfing at 6:00 AM in cold 'Nofre waters,
check immediatly with a licensed cardiologist. Don't
eat then enter the friged early morning without checing
with the Lifeguard. Tomorrow, we're having the recipes
for Legendary, Dr.James Irwin's 91st B-Day feast in
2 weeks, featuring user friendly cooked vegies and soft
tofu for the chewing impaired, pureed in an industrial
sized blender. Tapioca puddings and soft ice creams included.

Written by Peter Jennings
BRYCE SAVAGE CATERING SERVICES