Bush frozen with paralysis on news that Osama bin Laden
demands $600.00 a barrel of crude with no end in sight up
from $67.00 a barrell. Bush collapses over enviromentolist
demands that no offshore drilling be permitted or Artic
fuel be brought above ground. Bush has gone off to Cancun
with spiritual advisor, Vincente Fox.

Written by Sadam Hussein.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES