Saturday, August 20, 2005

BIGKOOK is back on his feet once again. Because of his tenure
at Squealing Suefers, he was awarded Tour Directo/Director of
The 2005 SOSC Open Surfing Contest in a few weeks. The heats,
contestants, starting times, Sanleau the Profits predictions,
judges, catering services, lunch breaks, most of all, BIGKOOK
will announce the distribution of the States free overnight
parking for BIGKOOK'S "BEST BOY" reserved parking spots close
to the finish line. Tomorrow is the American Cancer Society
Luau in La Jolla, featuring all the *greats* except for Joel
Tudor and Gidget who are on tour in New Jersy for book signings
and goodwill.

Written by Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong.
BRYCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 6:33 AM   2 Comments

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At 12:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

BK is back on his feet?
What in the world am I going to do with all this beer bought for the wake?
Maybe Sanleau the profits has an idea.

 
At 5:40 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for your comments. BIGKOOK'S still in a coma. Please give beer to "the beerman" for his personal stash. Beer is good, when you cosume gallons your skin turns orange and your live turns to stone.

 

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