Allan "Splash" Seymour weighed in last night at 345 lbs. for the
SOSC Contest. Confidently, he invited all the judges for a
wonderful pre-contest supper at the Ritz Carleton Dana
Point Resort, dinner and drinks. It looks as if he may be
plying the fellows for some contest pointers. Speaking of
uptowners, "Jimmy Gamboa is in the brand new Teen Player
Mag story [cir. 2,500.000], is eyingthe SOSC Amatuer Surfing
Contest of which he is excepted to prevail, blowing everyone out
of the warer. Hey now, it looks as if coverage will be aimed at
BIGKOOK, Allan Seymore, and now Jimmy's a player. Jimmy's
a lock for the "Pop Procter Perpetual Trophy" Surfer of the contest
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Written by Joe Shlub.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
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A few of my amigos work in the kitchen over at the Ritz Carlton.
We are planning to secretly place some fried mash potato sandwiches under the elegant silver lids for Seymour's big party. Of course the wine bottles ordered will be emptied and replaced with the BK vintage " Annie Green Springs".
--Guess who is paying me for all this? BK himself.
BK is going to turn around and serve up the Chateaubriand and the expensive juice for lunch the day of the contest. -on Seymour's tab
RICARDO AND ALL KITCHEN HELP.
Bk enjoys rib eye steaks rather that filet, his wine is Chateau lafite Rothchild '59, and starchy mashed potatos.
THIS MUST BE A PUBICITY STUNT
BY SEYMOUR IF NOT LET`S HOPE
THE S.O.S.C/BOD HAS CALLED
PARAMEDIC TEAM TO BE ON
HIGH ALERT THIS COULD BE HIS LAST
PADDLE OUT !!!!
JACK VAN IMPE
Anonymous, Mr. Seymour is quite aware of his poor health condition, so. he's agreed to a stress test and MRi tomprrow. He promised to help himself to a biscuit and gravy country farm breakfast. Just in case.
Seymour will be on next season's "Celebrity Weight Loss" on VH1 along with Don Vito and the other fat guy from Viva La Bam.
Dear Willie, wee, as we speak, Mr. Seymore is enjoying a physillium husk diet in an attemp to drastically lower his blood pressure which at this writing, is higher than his already elevated cholesterol.
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