Friday, September 23, 2005

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"SAN ONOFRE NIGHTS"

Based on Baywatch Nights

Casting Call Breakdown

SNITCH BUCHANIN: A swaggering Officer Bob type, arrogant, nasty,
uncertain, but always there for you. Mid thirties to low fifties.

DOBIE: Always challenging, pesky, unsettled teenager, hell bent for leather
type won't take no for an answer.

GADGET: Spunky, aggressive, on the go type featuring a Brooklyn
dialect. Promising journalist waiting for a break and plenty of
book signings.

TADD O' SEAN: Swishy lifeguard type, anti-braggart has a queer
eye for a Straight Guy. Must have lots of teeth with plenty of
muscle.

BEVERLY BEERCAN: Hard-core, whiskey voiced, trollop always
looking for the good time, has the scorchies for Mitch.

BIG HUNK Always the Beach Bully, testy but sensitive, secret
admirer of Beverly Beercan, always quick with a comeback.
A joker never taking things seriously. Seceret nipper when
alone in his Tower 6.

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 5:00 AM   6 Comments

6 Comments:

At 11:29 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 12:22 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the Dr. Jacobus survey definite penis size differences on a basis of race were detected. The largest Arab penises were found to be between eight and ten inches; but it was among the Muslim Sudanese that Jacobus found "the most developed phallus" - notably "one of the maximum dimensions, being nearly 12 in. in length, by a diameter of 2- in." The hardy researcher remarked that this was "a terrific machine" - "more likely the penis of a donkey than of a man." He concluded that the "Sudanese Negro possesses the largest genital organ of all the races of mankind". In a less extensive survey, but equally interesting, Dr. Robert Chartham measured erect penises for groups of men of various nationalities. The largest organs for each nationality were as follows: English - 10½ in.; West German - 8½ in.; Negro - 7½ in.; French - 7¾ in.; Danish 8 in.; American - 7¾ in.; and Swedish 7¾ in. The groups were small, ranging from only 9 to 121 individuals; nevertheless the data acquired are not without significance.

 
At 12:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

attn: johnny wadd! there may be a spot for you and huell as we speak.

 
At 2:59 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 8:29 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Set me up for the SNITCH BUCHANIN part. I am very good looking especially at night.

 
At 9:52 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for checking in RMJ. Please send headshots, composites, and an updated dossier. Snitch's role pays $2,500.00 per day. You can work 30 days under Taft-Hartley Law with a waiver, and not join
SAG. Good Luck!

 

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