Ever since the whiners from "Viva la Raza"put the kabash on
"The Dairy", we now have to concentrate on surfing. Oh well!
We might as well start with SOSC BOD recent appointments.
First, Al Gee has been designated Czar of Al Gee's Infant and
Toddler's Baby Beach, located midway between Latrine's 4&5
where the Hispanic Baby Strollers are constantly pushed to
and fro on the germ ridden prehistoric dirt road (which the
BOD swore up and down will never, ever, be paved) with
kids gurgeling and laughing as Dad chuckles baby talk to
the tyke. BIGKOOK has advanced to "Enforcer" down at
Cape Haw'n Paradise answering only to Officer Keiffer.
Patrolman Larson has been demoted to checking the VB
net at Greenhorn making sure it's always at 8', and
the rubber lined are kept taught. Because of a certain
ex-kid surfer sleeping in the "Old Men's" lifeguard
tower the State, acting under severe pressure from
the Surf Club will close early at the end of PDT.

Written by Oscar Castaneda Mendoza
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES