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ATTENTION! ADVISO! WARNING! PELIGRO! CUIDADO!

THE NEWS CHANNEL ISSUED A BULLETIN AT 5:00 AM THIS

MORNING: DAWG PATCH, OLDER MAN''S, THE POINT, DUE

TO THE DUMP STATION UPLIFT PUMP STATION FAILURE

ALL LATRINES AT SURFRIDER ONE THROUGH SIX WILL BE

CLOSED INDEFINITELY DUE TO UNSANITARY CONDITIONS

CAUSED BY A HIGH BACTERIA COUNT CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE

HUMAN WASTE FLOWING UNCONTROLLED INTO THE OCEAN.

THEREFORE, EFFECTIVE TODAY AND UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE,

SAN ONOFRE SURFRIDER'S STATE BEACH IS SHUT DOWN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

Issued by Horace Schmitd San Diego Pollution Station.