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There's nothing worse than going through life figureing you've
made the wrong career move. Yesterday I was packed up ready
to hit San Onofre for the Roxy Wrap Party, but figured every
hard-core loyal SOSC member would never allow me to live it
down. Just imagine going down there, seeing no Latino style
6 passenger black strollers, fold-up baby chairs adjacent to the
drop off at "Al Gee Baby Beach and Picnic Area", and Al Gee's
sitting there with a "what's this all about?" look on his face. I just didn't
want to face it, so like every SOSC regularI stayed home wathing
MLB series playoff and, best off all, gave my tired cell a good charge.
But, I hope Mr.Allan Seymour doesn't think I was part of the SOSC
boycott. I know Mr.Seymour is going to make a King's Ransom off
of his receipts. I hope Linda Benson and Mary Lou Drummy were
there. There is, however, great news on Mr.Seymour's part, his
Roxy contestants, over the three day period, netted the State
$7,000.00 in parking fees. Mr.Harding is nominating Mr.Seymour
for a "Special Citation Award" for his job creating parking revenues.
Maybe, it was a good idea the SOSC BOD and Members boycotted
the Special Event, it got rid of the Club Annual Passers making
the $10.00 parking slots available. Come to think of it Mr.Seymour
did a masterful job. Thanks Allan and Staff.

Written by Osama bin Kook.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES