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The nicest guy on the beach is THEBIGKOOK, he's
San Onofre's "go to guy". Yesterday 'KOOK was
preparing safety checks for the fellows at the beach,
blinker bulb installation and side mirror adjustment,
especially for MT. While walking down from latrine
#4, onr of those Haw'n handed him an Arby's for the
Aloha Spirit. 'KOOK fresh out of Trick or Treat candy
took him up on it. swinging his work tools with one hand,
he took a huge bite out of the sandwich, which burst a
huge glob if blood oozing down 'KOOK'S arm that a
black Mexican Lab went after like there was no tomorrow.
BIGKOOK, taken back, dropped his little tool chest, worse
the Arby blood rare sandwich. He reached inside MT's car,
pulled out a new San Onofre 50th Anniversary Tee,
swabbed up the blood ruining the Tee. 'KOOK screamed
what is stupid animal doing on this beach for Chrissake.
The Mexican Lab's owner runs to get her dog, and
BIGKOOK screams at her, she looks at him and says,
"What I'm I supposed to do, stupid, take him to the kennel?"

Written by Jorge Sanchez Macias
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES