BREAKING NEWS! TBK FOUND ALIVE. After two days missing, TEAMBIGKOOK was located not far away, actually Del Mar St. , working Salvation Army Pots and Velet Parking tourist's cars. The festivities start this evening at 6:00 PM sharp. Lots of music, dancing, fooding, boozing, with sanctioning of San Clemente Chamber of Commerce. Be there or be square.
TUBESTEAK/CHEERS!

G O N E S U R F I N G!
tubesteak/thalia street laguna

SITTING ON AN ABANDONED BEACH IS AN ABANDONED CIRCUS TENT. The SOSC BOD,

San Onofre Surf Club Board of Dictators are infuriated at Ranger Dairywimple

tor issuing the Circus Tent Permit to TEAMBIGKOOK. TEAMBIGKOOK is nowhere to be

found There is a fumigation sign warning all concerned to "Keep Out.." Apparently

Omar, Oleg, and Dimitri, went home before striking the tent, and, boy, is the club pissed.

This early morning there is a vacant 22,000 s.q. ft.tent standing empty on the beach

and nobody to remove it until Tuesday. Someone said TEAMBIGKOOK is on the Catalina

Express Water Ferry and won't be back till Tuesday.

TUBESTEAK/MIA

FADE IN:


AMID THE DREARY BACKGROUND, tantamount to the "Planet of the Apes",

Omar the Tentmaker magically transformed a desolate and unsightly

beach into a colossal "Planet Hollywood". The dunes no longer looked as

they did two days earlier. San Onofre was transformed into "Dreamworks South",

almost overnight. The huge multi colored structure, occupying a full half acre,

overshadowed Turkey Day. Today, TEAMBIGKOOK owned San Onofre.

On the sand outside, bundled in Ugh Boots, Tee Shirts boasting their 50th

anniversary, Club members blended with the scrawny, always hungry,

gulls incessantly squawking. Looking north toward the road, Sea Cucumber

watched a glistining white stretch limo rapidly approaching Ground Zero.

"they're here," he yelled. This was NeoN's cue, grabbing a microphone

he said, "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and children of all

ages: Awe you ready to R-R-U-U-U M-M-M-B-L-E?" In unison,

500 invitees squealed their approval. The limo door swung open,

a gaggle of hot blond females stepped onto the gold carpet,

sprinting to the tent. In bright fire-engine letters, emblazoned on

the limo, read "GIRLS GONE WILD".. One by one NeoN intro'd

the ladies. THEBIGKOOK stood, grabbed the mike, "This ain't

gonna' be no ROXY CONVENTION." everyone laughed.

Oleg, Omar's assistant ordered the caterers to bring the

food for immediate consumption. Surrounded by Las Vegas

Disco music, gelled searchlights, laughter, and gaiety

, with Ranger Dairywimple, and brinfin,

and Brad, pulled off the party of the millennium.


FADE OUT:

SAN ONOFRE'S BOD AIN'T GONNA' like this at all. Not only do they feel

SANO'S their beach, but Thanksgiving is there holiday. Second, third,

and fourth generations are in fur a rude awakening tomorrow

when they see the colossal feast TEAMBIGKOOK has in store

for Thanksgiving Day. ThIs will be too shocking for Club Members .

They will deposit their family Weber Grill.in those gawd awful SANO

trash receptacles. Early tomorrow, Thursday you shall have

all the details of the Turkey Day Bash.

TUBESTEAK/CIRCUS.DELUXE

THIS JUST IN! Tomorrow morning Omar the Tentmaker's circus truck is arriving at
The Third Reef a.k.a. Old Man's. Omar's pre construction crew are here to step off and survey the area where the massive tent will stand . It shall encompass a full acre for TEAMBIGKOOK'S first ever "Turkey Day Gathering of Sufing's brethren." Ranger Dairywimple anticipates 150 hungry celebrants, but what's really going to
"fry" the SOSC BOD, is the Ranger has allotted 250 parking spaces to
TEAMBIGKOOK, family and friends, dinner reservation parking. Tomorrow, Tuesday, Ralph's Turkey and Ham dinner catering people will be here for a visual.
TUBESTEAK/CHOWHOUND

BIGKOOK WON! BIGKOOK WON! BIGKOOK WON! Thanksgiving Dinner was spared for Thursday at San Onofre Residential State Beach. Ranger Dairywimple will present THEBIGKOOK with an an All Area Full Access Backstage Pass for the dinner.
Good news! Bad news! First the good. If you can provide Ranger Dairywimple
with credentials indicating you are a Bona-Fide Legend you'll be issued a 5 year California Golden Bear Pass for only $5.00.00. The bad news. 1/1/2004 Annual passes will be increased to $320.00 cash only (Vouchers not accepted.)
Surf Shop Managers are not considered Legends in California, an edict by
Gov. Arnold. TEAMBIGKOOK wishes you and yours
a safe and sane Thanksgiving.
TUBESTEAK/FIRST.IN.LINE