WOW! WOW! WOW! WHAT A BALL, BASH, LALAPALOOZA, THE WOIKS!
Congratulations Jennifer and gang, you pulled it off. Pezman, OP, Quicksilver,
PT, the whole enchie including The Red Wave and Culture Shock. It was like a big time
surf contest all over again. Everyone loved Doc Paskowitz, but I went over like a lead balloon, but that's show biz. Don't forget Larry's execution today at 12:00
PM, al la punta.
TUBESTEAK/WAY.FAGGED.OUT

EVERYONE AT 'NOFRE IS USED TO, "JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER" SO HERE'S ANOTHER:
The Committee of Park Rangers have had it to here with ignoramus surf club members,
moronic tourist friends of members (Oh, how neat. We can actually come to San Onofre, drink on the beach then drive back to Talega Ranch. How neat.) Ranger Deputy "Bamboo" Larson will begin the inhumane massacre at 12:00 noon, pronto. Following the bloody proceedings, cremation/barbecue of Larry the Sloth shall take place. BIGKOOK announced tickets for Larry's barbecue go on sale this morning for (no pun intended) $2.00 a head. Ranger Ephriam will announce the preliminary induction of Eddie McBride, to be forever enshrined in San Onofre's sparse Hall of Fame.
TUBESTEAK/PAVING.THE.WAVE

I WAS HANDED A COPY OF TSJ, 12/5, AND REALIZE HOW IT FEELS TO BE A "Small Spoke in the Big Wheel". Rick Griffin, Chubby Mitchell, Wayne Land, Kimo Hollinger, et al. So, I'm returning Sunday to be join with the "Volunteer Legend's Team" to view BIGKOOK'S stupid, giant, sloth, Larry, have it's ugly head blown off by Intern Ranger, Bamboo Larson's 9mm special at 12:00 noon, sharp. This guy Tiki offered his services, and his bar-ba-que to roast the wholesome, giant sloth. BIGKOOK, apparently, is not disturbed by the mid-day assassination. Ranger Ephriam will preside over Intern Larson's dirty work, insuring no one's injured during the act, and yes, Dairywimple issued the permit.
BIGKOOK is selling tickets for Larry's cremation/barbecue. Be aware, tickets are going like hot-cakes. Don't be shut out.
TUBESTEAK/DISGUSTED

YESTERDAY, I DELIVERED PHOTOS FOR THE TSJ ARTICLE BY BEN MARCUS . That kind of stuff is not good for your BP, as you're dealing with Publishers and Editors who have your career in their hands. Nevertheless, I received a hardback copy of Severson's marvelous rendition of surfing over the years. After we departed the "Journal" we headed directly for SANO to visit with BIGKOOK and his giant sloth, Larry. With all the Rangers packing nines, I don't think Larry the Sloth is gonna' make it through the weekend. Saturday evening the "Surfer's Healing" Charity Ball takes place at the old Dana Point Resort starting at 5:00 PM. Support someone who's not as fortunate as yourself.
TUBESTEAK/MALIBU

TODAY'S BLOG IS A SEARCH FOR LATE FIFTIESN EARLY SIXTIES PHOTOS FOR TSJ.
DO YOU HAVE ANY FOR PUBLICATION? YES,

tube@tubesteak.org

ONE THING THAT TICKED SOSC MEMBERS LAST WWEKEND, INCLUDING BIGKOOK, is 'da HUI. They parked their '50s style Chebbies illegaly, pull their beach chairs from the station wagon bed, walk to the middle of the unsightly "primitive dirt road" and plop right down in the dirt, causing incomoming traffic to swerve or stop abrubtly, an give the unsuspecting driver, "stink eye"< SMIRKING SORRY FOLKS THIS THING IS TOO MESSED UP< ALL IT WASNTS TO DO IS PRINT CAP<

MSN WINS, YOU LOSE! MICROSOFT MAVEN WIZARDS TOTALLY BOTCHED my BLOG,
so it is unusable beyond belief, it's going off the air until my problem is solved. Sorry,
MSN, but that's how the "Tootsie Rolls". Forget Verizon, slotch.com, and all the spiff
paying parasites. To many other things, like you know, fish to fry. Wake me when
it's over.