EVERYONE AT 'NOFRE IS USED TO, "JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER" SO HERE'S ANOTHER:
The Committee of Park Rangers have had it to here with ignoramus surf club members,
moronic tourist friends of members (Oh, how neat. We can actually come to San Onofre, drink on the beach then drive back to Talega Ranch. How neat.) Ranger Deputy "Bamboo" Larson will begin the inhumane massacre at 12:00 noon, pronto. Following the bloody proceedings, cremation/barbecue of Larry the Sloth shall take place. BIGKOOK announced tickets for Larry's barbecue go on sale this morning for (no pun intended) $2.00 a head. Ranger Ephriam will announce the preliminary induction of Eddie McBride, to be forever enshrined in San Onofre's sparse Hall of Fame.
TUBESTEAK/PAVING.THE.WAVE