I'M BACK! IF YOU CAN'T FIGHT 'EM JOIN 'EM.

Earlier today, Tuesday, promotions were awarded several members of the California Park System's Southern Section. Ranger Dairywimple is now Lieutenant Dairywimple, Deputy Ephriam is now Ranger Craig Ephriam, while Sanitation Engineer, Bubba Larson is Ranger Craig's Deputy, both answering to Lieutenant "Call me Ranger" Dairywimple. Jolene the Queen confessed to having an affair with Shirley's ex, Pastor Andrew, and Bambee was a fantasy name about which she'd always dreamed. Pastor Andrew is not to be confused with Amish Andy and Pastor Andrew wanted that made clear. The SOSC BOD are irate, with a capital "I", about the influx of sanctioned and non-sanctioned surf contests, after all the Club insists they have the longest running surf club contests in the history of modern surfing according to Matt Warshaw's,
"Encyclopedia of Surfing". In his first Official Act as full fledged Ranger, Craig Ephriam put to rest rumors the State would initiate a $200.00 rebate to any and all SOSC paid members. Meanwhile, a south swell appears on the way for this weekend.
TUBESTEAK/PROMISES.PROMISES