NOW WHO'S TO BLAME FOR LAST SUNDAY'S FIASCO? Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water all heck broke loose. Rancho Temeculah departed at 2:00 PM, with the howling dogs and whining snotty nose brats, cell phone gabbing yuppies
Ranger Deputy, Ephriam, was on a personal holiday, Gateman Donn called in ill, things were almost back to normal at 5:00 PM when a 911 call went out for all units in the vicinity of 1-5 and Basilone Road, respond code 3. Two alcoholics involved in an attempted vehicular felony manslaughter case involvolving 5 sober Marine buddies collided with a pick up Toyota with a chromed magnesium tool box. The driver left the surf area, ploughing into the Marines nearly killing them. The 'Nofre pick up left the beach heading for the nearest liquor hut, turned left to the I-5, smashing into the unwary servicemen. An accident report was filled out by Ranger Dairywimple, who said this does not look good for the beach, indicating the closure of Rancho San Onofre as a drinking beach. The Commadant requested the drinking beach reform be sent immediately to Camp Pendleton. Dairywimple said the no drinking ruling could take place as early as this Friday. If this doesn't pack the Rib Trader nothing will.
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