ON THE BRINK OF ANOTHER NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, BIGKOOK REQUESTED AN AUDIENCE WITH MENTOR--"SABLEAU THE PROPHET". You remember "SABLEAU", clairvoyant that he is, predicted the bursting of San Mosquito Dam, located outside Brea CA, sending jazzillions of gallons of water, mud, and gravel surging through Orange County, emptying into San Mateo Creek, sweeping hundreds of unwary campers, surfboards, tear-drop trailers, $250.00 black deluxe baby carriages, boogie-boards, into a watery grave, sucked to sea at nearby shark infested Lowers. "SABLEAU THE PROPHET" indicates the deluge shall arrive sometime today delivering a harbringer of doom. Look to the East this morning.
TUBESTEAK/NO.JOKE