THE LINE WAS ENDLESS, BACKED TO THE ATSF RAIL TRACKS. Ranger Dairywimple and Ranger Cadet Ephriam were adamant. "Nobody gets in, you must park in the staging area in SDGE . No exceptions!" Before he could finish, a 450 Ford built van pulled up, waved in by Dairywimple. headed for the beach, on the side panel the writing read, MTV FLYING SKATEBOARD TEAM. This was the straw that broke the camel's back. Horns honked
dogs barked, car alarms engaged, all this at 6:00 AM this morning. Within moments the mob quieted. Oh, yeah, there was mumbleing, but quiet. The all hell buxed loose; the PAVING THE WAVE camera truck pulled up and it, too, was flagged in. This was too much for people who have been waiting in line nearly 36 hours. "Please, people, you will be given passes for tomorrows filming at Ranger Cadet's vehicle at 11:00 AM tomorrow," said Dairywimple, " please be patient, you will be on camera. Have your Social Security card handy." The festivities continued. From the staging area up on top you could hear the music, loud and mega bass, the skateboarders skated off their heads, hip-hoppers brake danced,. San Onofre had become Coney Island West. Still after a bit, the line was gridlocked, until the MTV Catering Enterprise food trucks arrived, and instantly
escorted to the beach. How are Bambee and her divorcee neighbor, Desiree, going to get on the beach tomorrow. Can Dairywimple and "The Enforcer" pull some strings? Stay tuned.
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